Indigo Incarnates

It�s hard to imagine a person less deserving of receiving the Nobel Peace Prize than Barack Obama. The only one I can think of is the late, unlamented arch-terrorist/thief Yassir Arafat.

When I heard that Obama was going to receive the Nobel Peace Prize, the first though that came to mind was �But� he hasn�t DONE anything!� Really. What the heck has Obama done in the past 9 months that make him worthy of this award?

Let�s see� in nine months, he broke every promise he ever made while campaigning.

Advancing the cause of the LGTB community? That�s a broken promise.
Ending the war? That�s a broken promise.
Ending �too big to fail�? That�s a broken promise.
Ending lobbying? That�s a broken promise.
Closing GitMo? That�s a broken promise.
Revoking the Patriot Act? That�s a broken promise.
Hiring only ethical, scandal-free appointees? That�s a broken promise.
The list goes on, but you get the idea.

I got it! He got the Nobel Peace Prize for having the most promises broken within the first year in office!