Indigo Incarnates

First, let me offer a disclaimer: what I am about to write does NOT apply to Doris, Nancy, Nick, or Joan. It does apply to all other Christians.

Christianity declared war against the gay community back in the Reagan era. The Church was had great exultation when there were hundreds of thousands of young gay men dying of AIDS each year. Fast-forward thirty years and the Church’s war against gays continues. The Church fights for their right to kill us without penalty (as evidenced to their opposition to Hate Crime legislation that also protects Christians but they wanted it to not protect gays as well). The Church has stripped us of our civil protections in 31 states as well. The Church plans on legislating discrimination in all fifty states. Then they will go for an anti-gay Federal amendment. Then they will criminalize us. Then they will imprison us. Then they will put us to death.

Christianity has declared war on gays. They have the money and power to win it. Someday we will all be sucking Cyclon-B while the Christians quote Leviticus as they sing the praises of ballot initiatives.

So since I am the target of Christian hate, I will hate them in return. I will hate Christianity and hate Christians with all my mind, heart, and spirit.

This is what I have resolved:

If a Christian is stranded on the roadside, I will refuse them a ride
If a Christian needs a blood transfusion, I will refuse them a drop.
If a Christian needs a dollar, I will refuse them a penny.
If a Christian needs a shoulder to cry on, I will walk away.
If a Christian is getting mugged, I won’t dial 911.
If a Christian is drowning, I’ll throw them both ends of the rope.
If a Christian is hungry, I won’t spare them a crumb.
I hate the Church. I hate Christianity. They will get nothing from me but wrath and scorn. May they get threefold return on the harm they cause others.